weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
she smelled like a LAN party
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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