Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
This is the high leading the old right now
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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