Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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