The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
