He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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