Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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