Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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