fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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