Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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