Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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