brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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