Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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