i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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