I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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