My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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