i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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