i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Actions speak louder than pants.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
