I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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