omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we made out on top of his cat.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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