drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .