That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed