I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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