I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
