she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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