Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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