we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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