what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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