how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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