I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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