As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
