i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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