im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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