When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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