Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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