There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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