Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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