Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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