He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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