yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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