If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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