Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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