if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
third nipple confirmed
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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