Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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