You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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