hell yes lets make some ravioli
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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