oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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