Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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