I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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