check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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