handjob tips. give me some.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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