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Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well I just put wine in my tea
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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