Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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