Do you still have your period?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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