R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
